


Meet C.C. Kirkshaw: The woman behind CCN News
C.C. Kirkshaw is the founder and fictional editor of CCN News. Growing up wa somting she never wanted to do as child so she fought it hard and has remaind until this day no taller than your avarage twelve year old boy. But his brain did grow it grew and it grew until one day being already far to big for her twelve year old boy head it started to push its way up through the skull for a few weeks Kirkshaw had to put up with constant migranes that were so strong that they interfered with any mobile or radio communication devices within 10 feet .Eventually she could take it no more and using her fathers dremil with attatchments proceded to perform a home craniumectomy removing the top of her skull. The migranes ceased almost instantly but it has resulted in Kirkshaw having to wera a silly naval style hat and be carefull of any thing falling on his head.With brains on the loose it a bit difficult to do sports or execise so Kirkshaw fills most of his time creative writting and watching movies and getting evem fatter.